Prehistoric Art Appreciator Gifts

A caveman looks at a picture of Venus of Willindorf

"It's a bit literal, isn't it?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

This side is the gag reel.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

The First Kite

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Mammoth Posing

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Pompeii restoration project.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Cavemen Exhibit

Prehistoric Modern Art

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Political Cave Art

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Art Critics.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Frieze!"