Prehistoric Art Appreciator Gifts

A caveman looks at a picture of Venus of Willindorf

"It's a bit literal, isn't it?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

The First Kite

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Prehistoric Modern Art

Pompeii restoration project.

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Frieze!"

Political Cave Art

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I call it angle-poise"

Early Art Critic