Ancient Art Appreciator Gifts

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Just draw a line under it and move on."

"What does it do? A thing of beauty doesn't have to be useful."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Hadrian's Wall

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Goddess

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Berta screams out!

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Ariana Grande caricature

Cave Paintings Audio Guide