Antique Art Appreciator Gifts

Paul before Felix.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Berta screams out!

Artist on the Beach

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Coot on a jetty

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"