Art Appreciator Gifts

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"This explains the p***s we saw downstairs."

"Now this I get."

'We better first check to see if that is trash or a piece of art.'

"Very creative, but is it something your mother would want to share on social media?"

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

'That reminds me. We have a faculty meeting this afternoon.'

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'It looks nothing like me!'

Artist sculpts friend for a hug.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He really captured her in this one.'

Don't Label Me.

'Oh, honey! Wouldn't that piece look just wonderful above the fireplace?'

'This was bestowed by a famous philanthropist before he made his fortune.'

'I don't get it.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

Amateur and Professional Doodles

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"Not you, too!"

Trendy man says to wife: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend I like.'

Giant woman.

King George V

Man on his own shirt.

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Designer at his drawing board.

"Typical pre-lipo period."

At rest

"Hold the front page!"

'I know the artist has to suffer, but why should I?'

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

"So why am I still so unhappy?"

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"