Art And Culture Appreciator Gifts

Native American Heritage

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Then what happened?"

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach