Antique Art Appreciator Prints

Paul before Felix.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Berta screams out!

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise