Classic Art Appreciator Prints

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Sistine murder

"I'm on the haywain."

A peeping tom visits a museum.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Mr. Right!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Diego Velasquez

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Berta screams out!

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'