Classic Arts Appreciator Prints

Berta screams out!

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Mr. Right!"

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Juggler and Illusionist

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Diego Velasquez

The Death Of Venus

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Artist on the Beach

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'