Classic Arts Appreciator Gifts

Berta screams out!

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Scarpia's Palace

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

The Death Of Venus

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Diego Velasquez

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Et in Arcadia Ego

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.