Classic Art Appreciators Gifts

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Berta screams out!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

American Gothic Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Football Sculpture.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Visuals by Frans Hals.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.