Classic Art Appreciators T-Shirts

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Berta screams out!

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

American Gothic Selfie

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Football Sculpture.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Mona Lisa Letter Box Edition.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.