Classic Art Aficionado T-Shirts

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Mariana in the Moated Grange - Commercialism in Art

You know, I wish I had never found the arms!

Britain's entry in the speed-skating finished out of the medals.

Mona Wheezer.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The Death Of Venus

Diego Velasquez

Berta screams out!

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Football Sculpture.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

American Gothic Selfie

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Mammoth Posing

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Art Critics.

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."