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The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice returned from sea and in a garret with a prostitute.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

Swells - Men's Fashion

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Mammoth Posing

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

Art Critics.

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Visuals by Frans Hals.

Early Art Critic

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

A Night In the Art Gallery

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat