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The Arts Exhibition of 1857 - Sad appearance of the sculpture placed amongst the pictures

The DaVinci Code

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Well....I could've done this!"

Diego Velasquez

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Troys'R'Us.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Early Art Critic

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Charles Dickens

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Elegance & Social Distance

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."