Historical Art Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Arts Exhibition of 1857 - Sad appearance of the sculpture placed amongst the pictures

The DaVinci Code

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Well....I could've done this!"

Cut!

Diego Velasquez

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Troys'R'Us.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Charles Dickens

Early Art Critic

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Elegance & Social Distance

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."