Classic Art Enthusiast Gifts

Found in Cluttered Attic - Whistler's Father.

1630: The 'Rubenesque' figure becomes popular.

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Art in pandemic time: After Füssli 'The Nightmare'

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

'Classic!'

Jean Honore Fragonard

Achieving symmetry.

'How long do I have to sit like this? My neck is stiff, my arms ache. I've got pins and needles...'

Portrait of Susanna Lunden

"No way Jose! I remember what happened the last time you got me to pull your finger!"

Rokeby Venus

"Michelangelo, a word if I may."

A Night In the Art Gallery

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

Et in Arcadia Ego

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Berta screams out!

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'