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Found in Cluttered Attic - Whistler's Father.

1630: The 'Rubenesque' figure becomes popular.

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Art in pandemic time: After Füssli 'The Nightmare'

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

Jean Honore Fragonard

Achieving symmetry.

'How long do I have to sit like this? My neck is stiff, my arms ache. I've got pins and needles...'

Portrait of Susanna Lunden

"No way Jose! I remember what happened the last time you got me to pull your finger!"

Rokeby Venus

"Michelangelo, a word if I may."

A Night In the Art Gallery

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Diego Velasquez

Berta screams out!

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Habanero ..."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."