Classic Art Lovers Pillows

The Creation of Static

'I think it's another modelling gig.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Grant Wood's 'Gothic Computer.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

Diego Velasquez

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

American Gothic Selfie

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Habanero ..."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

The iPad Players

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

The drinker.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.