Classical Art Lovers Pillows

'If he'd kept his hands to himself, some woman wouldn't have had to tear his arms off.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Who's the new guy?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Death Of Venus

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Football Sculpture.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

American Gothic Selfie

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Visuals by Frans Hals.