Classical Art Aficionados Pillows

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

The Death Of Venus

'Who's the new guy?'

Diego Velasquez

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Football Sculpture.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

American Gothic Selfie

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Van Gogh's mp3-player.