Classical Art Lover Pillows

Mona Lisa gesturing at Leonardo Da Vinci when his back is turned.

Madonna and child - artistic interpretation.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Old Masters Reproduced In Any Size.

"It's always ballet, never opera."

Michelangelo's painter and decorator brother. He says: 'You're avin' a larf. You wanna get some Artex on that.'

Quentin de la Tour

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"I'm such a good salesman I could sell underarm deodorant to the Venus de Milo."

The DaVinci Code

"Get a life."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

A Farewell to Arms

The Thinker Thinking of Aphrodite of Milos

Filming Nude in Art Class

God and Adam implement social distancing

Boys Peeping at Nature.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"Oh, great. Now Bernini is trending!"

"Can't you just glue it back on?"

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Politician and Child

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

Raphael

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

The Death Of Venus

Et in Arcadia Ego