Classic Art Lover Pillows

'Oh no! We've been Bruegelled!'

"Elaine, you fool! You'll get us all killed!"

'Oh yes, you PAINT your mother. But do you ever write? Do you ever call?'

Mona Lisa Letter Box Edition.

"This is what we had before selfies!"

Nude Model

American Gothic Selfie

'There's a bit of Rubens in Victor.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Mona Lisa Laughs At Viewer

Botticelli's Graces discover that the old feeling is gone

"Love Boat"

'Oh...Could be a while.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Sketches From the Picture Gallery by Daumier - 'This year again,,, The Venus... always The Venus and nothing but The Venus... as if there were any women with such figures'

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Bot Art: After Vincent van Gogh

Leonardo da Vinci

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Berta screams out!

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."