Classic Art Appreciator Pillows

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Sistine murder

"I'm on the haywain."

A peeping tom visits a museum.

You're my Mona Lisa.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Mr. Right!"

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Diego Velasquez

Scarpia's Palace

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Berta screams out!

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Football Sculpture.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature