Classic Art Fans Pillows

Whistler's Muffler

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

The Selfie

Pharaoh Cocoon

A Quiet Rebuke.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

Troys'R'Us.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Habanero ..."

American Gothic Selfie

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'