Classic Art Fans T-Shirts

Whistler's Muffler

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

The Selfie

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Diego Velasquez

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Troys'R'Us.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

American Gothic Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Habanero ..."