Classical Art Fan T-Shirts

The Capital Sisters - Dory, Cory, and Io

Raphael

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Man selling figures

John Constable

'That's it Sparky, you're out of the painting!'

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

No wonder they call you Mona!

The Selfie

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Odette from Swan Lake

A man taking a bow

Orchestra conductor

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

The Death Of Venus

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Diego Velasquez

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Alberich steals the gold

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Robert Schumann

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

American Gothic Selfie

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Football Sculpture.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Don Pasquale