Classical Art Fan Gifts

The Capital Sisters - Dory, Cory, and Io

Raphael

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Man selling figures

John Constable

'That's it Sparky, you're out of the painting!'

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

No wonder they call you Mona!

The Selfie

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

A man taking a bow

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Odette from Swan Lake

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Orchestra conductor

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

The Death Of Venus

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Diego Velasquez

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Alberich steals the gold

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Robert Schumann

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Football Sculpture.

"Habanero ..."