Classical Fan Gifts

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Pit orchestra.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The Selfie

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

A man taking a bow

Odette from Swan Lake

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Raphael

Orchestra conductor

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Alberich steals the gold

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Robert Schumann

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Michael Caine

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Don Pasquale

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Habanero ..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"This is the best part of the movie."

Ronald Reagan

"That was supposed to be us."

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"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

The drinker.