Classic Art Fan Gifts

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Pull my finger.

Whistler's mother and dog

Freia

Art Vandalism

Take it from Venus de Milo, start slow.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Painter.

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"

Atlas holding the earth to Venus: 'Would you mind holding this for a while? Venus responds 'Very Funny.'

Nude painting

The drinker.

The Scream take its temperature

"Habanero ..."

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

The Selfie

Pharaoh Cocoon

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Raphael

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

Early accounting scandals.

Troys'R'Us.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."