Ancient Art Fan Gifts

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Goddess

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Prehistoric Modern Art

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Habanero ..."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Really Early Vikings

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I love it!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Fall in the Greek Temple

The drinker.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'