Ancient Human Fan Gifts

And risk a splinter in my hand? No, sir, I'll take my chances with your so-called lion.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

A watch face with Stonehenge

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Jason and the Aga notes,

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The Invention of the Wheel

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

I'm With Stooped

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Really Early Vikings