Ancient Weapon Fan Gifts

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

I'm With Stooped

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Really Early Vikings

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Ancient taxi

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

The man who discovered smoke

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'