Ancient Weapon Fan Pillows

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Really Early Vikings

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The man who discovered smoke

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'

Ancient taxi

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"