Historical Artifact Fan Pillows

A watch face with Stonehenge

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''