Historical Transport Fan Pillows

Omnibus crashing into a cab but both drivers being very polite

"My other carriage is a Landau."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Ancient Racing

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Do you buy cars here?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Ancient taxi

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Inflatable car

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Tickets, please.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

A bendy-cow.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"He adored that old car !"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Pubic transport

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

The Fantasy Train

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"