Historical Car Fan Pillows

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Ancient Racing

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Finishing Line

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out