Historical Bike Fan Pillows

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Ancient Racing

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

The headless moped driver

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

The evolution of triathletes.

HEY!

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."