Historical Bike Fan Pillows

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Ancient Racing

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'And this is our basic model.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

HEY!

The headless moped driver