Biking Fan Pillows

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

ATM withdrawal

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Formula One car origami

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'I believe you were first.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Dog Scalextric

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

HEY!

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

The headless moped driver

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?