Biking Fan Gifts

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

ATM withdrawal

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Formula One car origami

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"I want to report a race crime.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dog Scalextric

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Sprinting speeding ticket

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

The headless moped driver