Bicycle Fans Gifts

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

Wrong Brothers about Wright brothers: 'They'll never get it off the ground.'

HEY!

Running

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"YOU pass him on the left."

Cyclist Flamingoes

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Running machine with pothole.

F& E Bicycle Shop. New - Used - Repairs. No Peddlers Allowed. Maybe you should change that to "No Solicitors."

The evolution of triathletes.

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

The headless moped driver

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"Need any electricity generated?"

Ryan Bayley

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"He's come out of retirement!"

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

Tour de France champ François Faber

Jump Stop

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."