Motorbike Fan Gifts

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The headless moped driver

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'And this is our basic model.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The Race

Angry pensioner

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'