Motorcycle Fan Gifts

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'When mom wakes up, tell her the tattoo on my back of the chick riding the motorcycle is a fake.'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Biden Infrastructure Plan

"What old school? This is my life."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

HEY!

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

The headless moped driver

Cylinder Head

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Sprinting speeding ticket

On your mark, get set, go!

"Need any electricity generated?"

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'