Automotive Fan Gifts

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Do you buy cars here?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Cylinder Head

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.