Automotive Fans Gifts

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"