Automotive Fans Gifts

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'And this is our basic model.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

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