Automobile Fans Gifts

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

Angry pensioner

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Cylinder Head

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

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