Car Fan Gifts

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Cylinder Head

Angry pensioner

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Taking to the sky...

Artists At The Auto Show

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Our limo's here.'

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'