Car Fan Gifts

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Cylinder Head

Angry pensioner

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Taking to the sky...

Artists At The Auto Show

'Our limo's here.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Finishing Line

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Two dogs butt drag racing on long stretch of carpet in grandstand.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Small car - big man.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Maybe I should get a convertible.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'