Mini Car Fan Gifts

Small car - big man.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Our limo's here.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Red car

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"