Mini Car Fan Pillows

Small car - big man.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Have you installed the heater?

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

Red car

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"