Compact Car Fan Pillows

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Cylinder Head

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Finishing Line

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"