Economy Car Fan Pillows

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

Music to their ears.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'Green technology?'

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Classic Hybrid

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.