Economy Car Fan Pillows

'He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Music to their ears.

There's no real oil emergency...

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Prison Ships

Ducks crossing.

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Cylinder Head

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Green technology?'

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

Finishing Line

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"