Car Accessories Fan Pillows

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Small car - big man.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

I think it's your suspension!

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'